February 2011
January 2011
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A BONDAGE BLOG JUST STARTED FOLLOWING ME!
Halp.
dennisrodman:
my dad is retarded
retardad
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Have U ever made love to a thug in the club with his sights on?
woulves:
i wish i had money so i could buy cool stuff like clothes
ZOMG! FOOD STAMPS JUST CAME THROUGH TODAY AND I BOUGHT V-8 JUICE!!!
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Playing Scrabble with my ex was a mistake
I got too tipsy and told him about my boyfriends, plural. And he was all treatin’ me like some fucking fascinating study and not like a person. Ugh. I am laying off for awhile. Everything. Just layin’ off.
I'm sick of girls thinking they are progressive by...
bajajarule:
Really, I mean come dudes, right??? Like shut up about your cult crush
The really money is wear it’s at
Steve Bushy! Ugh *Heart explodes*
have a real crush like Nick Carter or something
“Crispy Gloves”
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I'm playing FB Scrabble with my ex
And drinking Hendrick’s Gin:
Friday night.
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“magic everywhere in this bitch”
– harry houdini (via moonbrains)
EVRYBDY IN SAC SMOKES CAMEL “CRUSH” I SWEAR.
over 2011
crustypizza:
2012 hurry the fuck up
Also, the whole roommate/lady thing worked out wonderfully: in the morning Chris was hella hung-over and felt awful about sticking me with the girl. He took out the trash, the recycling AND did the dishes out of guilt/regret.
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New guy at work (wizard tattoos) is just, like, standing behind me silently while I blog at work cuz I’m bored. What’s with that?
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My roommate brought home a girl tonight. Apparently he’s not into her. Apparently she followed him home. Now he’s out on the balcony, speaking with some friend in broken Spanish, trying to find an out while she pouts in the couch opposite me. I just wanna watch Veronica Mars in peace.
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I’m into my boyfriend again, because last night he took me to the opening of the new mermaid bar (where bros watch some bitch in a tank) and wore a tie and this morning he’s taking me to get free tacos. There are still sparks.